Over the Hill Knife

• The Over the Hill Knife is the tool that will help you cope with the difficulties that come with aging. This all in one knife will become your best friends as birthdays become your worst enemies!
  Hang from belt loop so you won't forget where you put it, Reading glasses repairer (straight screwdriver), Nose hair clippers (scissors), Denture scraper (knife), Ingrown toenail remover (hook), Prune Juice can opener, Tweezers to pluck gray hairs (if you have any hair left), toothpick for when you're too feeble to floss, Corkscrew to drink a toast to your advancing age, pill bottle safety cap opener, Bunion File (nail file).
  All the necessities in one tool!