25 Fake Parking Tickets

• Fake Parking Tickets....you know that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach....when you spot a parking ticket on your windshield....Well.......this is an all time favorite fun laugh getting item.There are 25 tickets to a pad (that what you'll be getting if you order one of these .Good to give to People who take up more than one parking space or park crooked or just don't care how they park! These Parking Tickets say: This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, Inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else. Other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits With my compliments. 25 Sheets come to a pad.